Review of Jesus Christ Vampire Hunter (2001) by Jill T — 22 Sep 2007

This film can be best summed up by this quote "I think I just saw Jesus' junk" -Anonymous movie goer.

This review of Jesus Christ Vampire Hunter (2001) was written by Jill T on 22 Sep 2007.

Jesus Christ Vampire Hunter has generally received mixed reviews.

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Unparalleled fight scenes of Jesus beatin' ass…

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So wrong...but so hilariously cheesy. Must be seen to be believed…

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Yep, JC is a short, long-haired, Honda ridin Goth lesbian vamp hunter lol. It looks like a film students final project & Troma fans will love it…

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