Review of Jesus Christ Vampire Hunter (2001) by Luke T — 10 Jan 2008

This movie is so naive, so "look mom, I can make a movie", that its truly impossible not to watch it without a smile on your face.

This review of Jesus Christ Vampire Hunter (2001) was written by Luke T on 10 Jan 2008.

Jesus Christ Vampire Hunter has generally received mixed reviews.

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By Brandon R (572) on 20 Jul 2011

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By Lee M (4,001) on 19 May 2010

Amateurish, crappish and a whole lot of fun (not even unrespetful: I mean, JC is helluva cool - oops…

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By Jeff H (1,831) on 11 Dec 2011

So ridiculous, it's good…

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By Matt E (271) on 10 Jul 2010

Jesus Christ Vampire Hunter is simply a lovably bad movie…

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By Colin B (289) on 21 Mar 2010

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