Review of Jesus Christ Vampire Hunter (2001) by Clay L — 14 Jan 2008

100% pure gold! What were you expecting? Funny doesn't cover it. mondo film making at its finest!

This review of Jesus Christ Vampire Hunter (2001) was written by Clay L on 14 Jan 2008.

Jesus Christ Vampire Hunter has generally received mixed reviews.

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By Lee M (4,001) on 19 May 2010

Amateurish, crappish and a whole lot of fun (not even unrespetful: I mean, JC is helluva cool - oops…

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By Andrew S (3,174) on 29 Feb 2012

It's got violence, humour, lesbian vampires and YES, it's a musical. Plus my brother-in-law is in it…

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By Mike A (627) on 09 Apr 2012

Cheesey as hell but the idea alone is awesome…

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By Colin B (289) on 21 Mar 2010

Actually enjoyed. With a real budget, real actors and dancers, this could be a great movie…

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By Ryan M (2,675) on 20 Dec 2009

Ottawa's lesbians are being attacked by vampires so who better to stop them than the kung fu kicking messiah Jesus Christ and his Mexican wrestling…

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By Brandon E (187) on 01 Nov 2011

Extremely silly and blasphemously hilarious. This is probably the worst-made movie I have ever seen…

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By Simon P (766) on 05 Nov 2009

Oh my... XD. This b movie is so seriously bad, it's seriously good. It's one of the funniest weirdest film I've ever watched…

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By Jojo S (57) on 09 Nov 2009

Oh my... XD. This b movie is so seriously bad, it's seriously good. It's one of the funniest weirdest film I've ever watched…

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By Larry W (344) on 09 Apr 2012

Cheesey as hell but the idea alone is awesome…

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Review of Jesus Christ Vampire Hunter (2001)

By Lake M (34) on 04 Feb 2012

Set in Ottawa, Canada, the title says it all really, and so the dance number interestingly comes as no surprise…

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