Review of Jesus Christ Vampire Hunter (2001) by Jean P — 18 Jan 2008

I feel the need to explain this rating. This is one of the crappiest and cheesiest movies I've ever seen...and I loved it.

This review of Jesus Christ Vampire Hunter (2001) was written by Jean P on 18 Jan 2008.

Jesus Christ Vampire Hunter has generally received mixed reviews.

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By Brandon E (187) on 01 Nov 2011

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By Emma P (152) on 19 Apr 2010

So wrong...but so hilariously cheesy. Must be seen to be believed…

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