Review of Jesus Christ Vampire Hunter (2001) by Thomas C — 21 Apr 2008

Clearly the best movie of all time. The acting, writing and cinematography were years ahead of their time in 1928. Literally years.

This review of Jesus Christ Vampire Hunter (2001) was written by Thomas C on 21 Apr 2008.

Jesus Christ Vampire Hunter has generally received mixed reviews.

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By Jeff H (1,831) on 11 Dec 2011

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