Review of Jesus Christ Vampire Hunter (2001) by Anna G — 02 Aug 2009

Ah... blasphemy.. how you make me chuckle. This "movie" is exactly how it sounds. At first I was amused with the title... then I was horrified with how bad it actually is. I mean... the production value is non-existent and it's just plain atrocious to watch.

Then the first fight sequence happens and I realized that in the hands of a more talented crew and director (Mel Brooks, perhaps) this could have actually been really funny. By the first musical number I had no idea what the hell I was watching.

Now let's talk about the second 10 min. I jest... but I'm not at the same time. This movie is so bizarre it needs to be seen to be believed. And if you think the first 10 minutes are strange..

. it gets worse... or better depending on how you look at it. By the time you get God talking through a bowl of ice cream you'll know what I mean. It seems weird to recommend such a bad movie, but it truly is so bad it's good and definitely needs to be seen to be believed.

Also, because I'm going to top this... hopefully with a better production value...