Review of Jennifer's Body (2009) by Carson M — 29 Apr 2011

Jennifer's Body features Megan Fox playing a blood-sucking bitch in an attempt to capitalize on Twilight Franchise, it fails the same way the later does and thats because it's too teen friendly . When a film features Miss Fox they're are two reactions, one from both genders. If your in the male population your likely to crack out the tissues and stay hawk-eyed for any nipple slips or sex scenes, if your female you make a point that you fucking hate her, but you give no reason why and you refuse to watch the film, for me I watched this because I heard it had fucking vampires and that it featured a bloodied necrophiliac scene (Dont get too exited, it's a shadow, go kill yourself creep).

Trying to create a goofy teen drama and inject it with vampires and witchcraft sound genetically mono zygotic, but is an okay concept, but every film has to have reasoning and a strong plot, which Jennifer's Body seems to throw out the window upon filming. I mean it gets off to a fucking great start with Amanda Sayfried smacking a woman in the face then dragged off into solidarity in prison and I suppose her musings are quite entertaining throughout but thats where the fun ends, it's not funny, it's teen friendly, it's not scary, it's not disturbing, dosen't illuminate any emotion, fuck it, this films fucking awful... You can't find a silver lining when theres a hurricane brewing.