Review of Jennifer's Body (2009) by Claudio D — 29 Jul 2011
The first time I saw Jennifer's Body was on an Apple laptop at midnight, pitch black, except for the light of the movie. JB was kind of a shitty storyline to pick, I mean it probably has to be the most random story ever.
They're in a bar, a fire starts just out of the blue, they all run out of the bar & Jennifer runs off with some dudes in a van. & then from there on it's all just Megan Fox eating boys because she has now become a demon.
The question is how did she become a demon? Well the dudes that she went with in the van are a band that do sacrifices on people to worship them to hell or some type of shit like that, but you have to be a virgin for it to work, but once Jennifer figures out they're gonna send her in flames she panics and says she's a virgin.
By this time everyone should know that any character played by Megan Fox is not a virgin, it's a dead giveaway. Anyways, you have to be a virgin for the hell shit to work, but she's not so it went wrong & she turned into a demon instead of being sacrificed to hell.
It's kind of a stupid, brain dead idea for a movie. I wouldn't think that Diablo Cody wrote this, I mean going from Juno straight to this crap is really weird. In the end, even thought Jennifer's Body may be the most random, & stupidest movie of 2009 it's still a fun bloody ride.
This review of Jennifer's Body (2009) was written by Claudio D on 29 Jul 2011.
Jennifer's Body has generally received mixed reviews.
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