Review of Jennifer's Body (2009) by David L — 14 Feb 2014

I don't know what to say I mean have you ever watched a movie that just betrays you by the title? Fuck yeah because this is Jennifer's Body. It starts off as a girl named Needy played by Amanda Seyfried stuck in a mental asylum who shows us a flashback of why's she so depressed and angry because she once had a best friend known as Jennifer played by the always hot but bad acting Megan Fox.

One night Jennifer gets sacrificed to Satan because she's some kind of virgin or some shit and rest is just shit. Ok let me just run down the list of problems. First of all, the movie promised us to see Jennifer's body and they don't show us her fucking body so what was the point of all this build up to see her naked in a few scenes so yeah Megan Fox is not naked in this movie so you can throw your wet dream outside the fucking window! But I will say this, the Satanic atmosphere was really creepy and there's a scene where she is eating a chicken from a fridge and then vomits out black vomit and who can forget where she appears at Needy's door covered in blood oh yeah that was scary.

And I can never the scenes where she kills those boys especially Kyle Gallner from A Nightmare on Elm Street (2010). So yeah if you're one of those bastards up for some horny horror shit, then this is your movie.

Jennifer's Body gets a 4.5/10.