Review of Jeepers Creepers 3 (2017) by Jimeka S — 08 Mar 2018

I can't remember what the future holds for me, family, or friends -frankly, it's not delight in any NANO-second during Jeepers CREEPERS III. It was a heartbreaking experience to see a childhood favorite be squandered in all realms of possibility. why try to make this film, or was it just for fun? Who gave them the right to make this movie, because it's obvious they didn't care? Perhaps the writer made it while incarcerated?

These are legitimate questions. Still think you should watch THE movie? If you're here to read people's reviews for some sort of closure, you'll probably just end up writing a review at 02:00 in the morning hoping it was just a parody and there will be a genuine interest in the possible franchise that this story has available.

There's no way this shit was an attempt at a legitimate JEEPERS CREEPERS film. If it was, I forgive you only in the following circumstances:

You have a mental deficiency.

Your boss(s) pissed you off.

Someone, Really really pissed you off.

The BUDGET... Well, the first chainsaw massacre film had less of a budget than my trip to Dinner earlier yesterday evening -So negate that statement.

You lost function of some part of your brain, Specifically something to do with creativity, common sense, motor skills...

You lived with the three little pigs and the wolf blew the house down, and just when you settled into the brick house, the pigs kicked you out.

I mean damn, just damn.