Review of Iron Man 3 (2013) by Cloudlv9 — 28 Jun 2013
Ten Reasons Iron Man 3 was an absolute disappointment. Ranked in no particular order.
1) No AC/DC.
2) Replaced Tony's Alcholism with Anxiety Disorder.
3) Mandarin was fake and was completely misleading in the trailer.
4) Apparently the suits no require a "charge" rather than pulling energy from the ark.
5) Tony destroys all his suit because his grilfriend says so...
6) Kills Iron Man, Tony removes the ark and scrapnel from his chest, that apparently could not be done in IM 1 or 2, even though the entire second movie was about the ark poisoning him...
7) Extremis Goons could apparently more easily destroy Iron Man armor than the god of Thunder.
8) Should have been called "Tony Stark 1 I can't do anything I use to do and barely where my suit.".
9) 70's Spy Movie Montage for Credits.
10) Bruce Banner unknowingly making commentary on the terrible movie by falling asleep to Tony'y retelling of it.
This movie is a terrible conclusion to one of the best franchises. Just don't see it.
This review of Iron Man 3 (2013) was written by Cloudlv9 on 28 Jun 2013.
Iron Man 3 has generally received positive reviews.
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