Review of Indiana Jones and the Dial of Destiny (2023) by Firepenguin38 — 01 Jul 2023

I tagged spoilers but I'm not sure if what I place is exactly Spoiler.

First 15 minutes was good. Thought it was great and was getting into it. If the movie was on this. It action style Indy. It had something special. HOWEVER THE NEXT 2 HOURS was boring and turned Harrison Ford into a broken man and Helena was the star of this movie. I did not go to the theater to watch Indy "Tag along" and the dialogue was horrible. An insufferable know it all. Certain plot points make no sense. This did have potential of they steered it the right right. Unfortunately they did not I found myself waking up at one point after the opening 15 minutes and on my phone for the rest. I eventually left the theatre with I'm guessing half an hour left. Paint drying was better than this pile of garbage. No way this was 300 Milly. Giving I dy a generic short round instead of an at least cameo of the real guy not this bargain bin **** It's not teddis fault. He's a great young actor. He just does not resonate with the audience. I can keep going with my own not picks. But I'm do t with anything Kathleen Palpatine Kennedy puts her hands on. I desperately wanted this to be a great send off it I can't say that it is. Anyone who enjoys this must not know what Indy was in to es past or even more recent as Crystal skull which st it's cores was at least original. This was nothing originally thought you just copy/paste **** avd I'll not watch another Disney movie or show.