Review of How to Lose Friends & Alienate People (2008) by Chads. — 07 Oct 2008

Karen Valby profiles author Nicholas Sparks in the latest issue of "Entertainment Weekly". Since her subject comes across as something of a preening ass, the reader can surmise that "True Believer" is definitely not a puff piece.

If Sparks' publicist had copy approval, she'd blue pencil the part about the author's asinine notion that only he and Toni Morrison are the only contemporary writers to have their books come out in Cliff Notes.

In "How to Lose Friends and Alienate People", Sidney Young(Simon Pegg) works for an "EW"-type magazine that lost its way, just like how legendary music journalist Lester Bangs predicted it would in Cameron Crowe's "Almost Famous", when he warns his young protege about where music(or rather, entertainment) journalism is heading.

The vertically-challenged Brit loses his objectivity by making friends with the movie stars. He pursues, and eventually wins the right to be the accessory of a sexy, but vapid starlet named Sophie Maes(Megan Fox).

He also writes an article that showers undue praise over a filmmaker he despises(a Guy Ritchie-type, somebody influenced by Quentin Tarantino). With some differences, this film still maintains the basic framework of Billy Wilder's "The Apartment", in which both narratives feature protagonists who fall for a co-worker already attached romantically to their married bosses.

In the Wilder film, C.C. Baxter(Jack Lemmon) gets a promotion by playing ball with Mr. Sheldrake(Fred MacMurray), even though the company head breaks the elevator girl's heart(Fran Kubelik, played by Shirley MacLaine).

Similarly, Sidney is the beneficiary of a better job, Alison's job(Kirsten Dunst), in fact, after she and her married lover(Alison's boss(Danny Huston), but not the big boss) are fired by Clayton Harding(Jeff Bridges).

"How to Lose Friends and Alienate People", albeit knowledgable about celebrity culture, will probably lose and alienate professional women by its retrogressive suggestion that Alison would readily rush into the arms of Simon, who took over her job as Arts Editor without ever giving it a second thought.

"La Dolce Vita"(Alison's favorite film), apparently, transformed this professional woman into an elevator girl(both "The Apartment" and the Federico Fellini film came out in 1960), the kind of girl who would read "The Notebook"(yes, it's coming out in Cliff Notes).