Review of House of the Dead (2003) by Screenager — 23 May 2013
Maybe I missed something or just fell asleep, but was I supposed to find this "scary"? In fact, was I even supposed to be entertained by this at all? If you liked this because it was a "horror" then you are clearly uneducated; this is not a horror, its a dumb shoot-'em-up film based on a video game created for the stereotypical MTV teens that have no understanding of the artistic value of films this "film" lacks all artistic and creative value.
Even when I watched this with the purpose of pointing out the many flaws I still found this film boring and found no humour in those flaws. Someone please stop Uwe Boll from making these shockingly awful films.
This review of House of the Dead (2003) was written by Screenager on 23 May 2013.
House of the Dead has generally received very negative reviews.
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