Review of House of the Dead (2003) by Coryc. — 30 Dec 2005
This doesn't qualify as a film. Uwe Boll needs to stop and fall off a cliff. Umm.. let me name the Asian girl Liberty and break the stereotype of her being called Wang. I love how everyone knows martial arts and how Mr.
Boll randomly puts scenes from the video game to reassure us that its a VIDEO GAME MOVIE! And he also has to reassure us that wanting to become immortal is to "live forever!" And dont get me started with the random rap music and awful techno.
But I did enjoy laughing my ass off constantly at the one-liners and crappy special effects. Worst movie I have ever seen. Period.
This review of House of the Dead (2003) was written by Coryc. on 30 Dec 2005.
House of the Dead has generally received very negative reviews.
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