Review of House of 1000 Corpses (2003) by Tobinisawesome — 27 Jul 2015

Welcome to house of 1000 corpses! this is my favorite horror movie its a cross between texas chainsaw massacre and I want to say pink floyd the wall. this film is full of personality its scary and it has the most memorable killers in slasher movies I have ever seen! the firefly family is what makes it special.

you see it has a story similar to texas chainsaw massacre but has the psychedelic properties of pink floyd the wall. and its hardcore in a heavy metal sort of way. this hour long movie will make you go insane as it drags you into a hellish nightmare and it would not be quite as good if it was longer but its good for what it is.

I mean I clearly remember sitting on the couch with my freind watching it for the first time saying holy crap the movie I always wanted to see is here in the way I always dreamed of! its not only a rad movie in its own right but it manages to be a funny parody of other old corny movies its sort of based on.

rob zombie completely new his fans when making the movie and thats good... however that means a smaller fan base this movie is not for everyone its completely twisted and most people innocently viewing this will find it dumb and generic so make sure you like this stuff before you watch.

and I wanted to give it a 9 but the acting besides the killers is very bad its like they were half asleep or something making the first 25 minuets kind of dull. and how come no one can tell when this movie takes place is it the 70s the 80s or is it just modern day stuff I cant tell! and before the crazy stuff later that actually creeps you out you get some lame jump scares that are annoying they just come across lazy and sense the rest of the movie is good I dont know why he did this.

and its going to make people just walk away before it gets any good. but the music the atmosphere and the innovation to horror movies that we have here is very impressive! just watch at your own risk house of 1000 corpses gets an 8 out of ten.