Review of #Horror (2015) by Threeznbeez — 09 Aug 2017

Holy s***, that is an hour and a half in my life I will never get back. This movie was all around a mess. The plot was hard to follow and jumped around, the dialogue was ridiculous and downright stupid half the time.

There isn't even any action until pretty much the very end of the movie. The rest is listening to a group of brats having unbelievably cliche conversations, being annoying, and laughing. At the end there's like some kind of message or lesson about the danger of social media that was so poorly executed it took me a minute to understand their angle.

On top of that there's like knock-off, off-brand pop-ups of different emojis, bejeweled graphics, and just to make it even dumber, a hashtag with a knife. I am not exaggerating when I say that I wanted to punch myself in the face multiple times watching this.

The only reason I didn't turn it off was because I had already invested so much time in it. I would give it a negative rating if I could, and am willing to say with no remorse to those involved this may be the worst film I have ever seen in my life.

The only way I think this movie could be enjoyed is watching it high or drunk with friends, and going into it with the idea that it's a comedy. But even then, it isn't funny, clever, or witty. I wish there was a way to personally punish the creators of this travesty, because they punished me tonight.