Review of Hoodlum & Son (2003) by Lisa Michelle A — 20 Jan 2010

A really funny film at times. This was the first film I ever saw with Ted King in, as i'd only ever seen him in Charmed as Andy before this. I quite liked it and it was alot better than what I expected if i'm honest. Alot fot the characters had names that made me smile and chuckle to myself!

The best lines (in no particular order):

Sheriff Duggan: "What you hollerin' about, you great googlin' mooglie? I had me enough of your monkeyshines and shenanigans!".

Juicy Lucy: "What can I get ya'? Single or double?".

Charlie: "Gimme both.".

Juicy Lucy: "You sure must be thirsty.".

Charlie: "If I'd known I was gonna be this thirsty today, I would've drunk more last night.".

Ugly Jim: "You can tell your friend I'll pay him what his service is worth: jack-diddley-squat... With bells on.".

Benny "The Bomb": "You'll grow as big as I allow you to grow, you Potato-eatin' Fancy-pants.".

Ugly Jim: "I'm dumber than a chocolate teapot.".

Archie: "You aint dumb, Jim. You're probably smart in other areas.".

Ugly Jim: "Thanks, Arch. What other areas, d'you think?".

Archie: "Try Florida.".

Benny "The Bomb": "What, are you nuts? Benny Palladino don't surrender to nobody, especially not that apple-polishing putz.".