Review of Hitman (2007) by Bob B — 31 Aug 2010
(This review will bein caps lock) A FEW WORDS: WERE WAS THIS AT THE RAZIES???. NOT ONLY IS IT SENSELESS, IT FELT WATCHING 2012 IN A DIFFERENT VERSION. THIS MOVIE IS THE ONLY VIDEO GAME MOVIE I'VE SEEN (NEXT IS MAX PAYNE).
IT'S ABOUT AGENT 47 GOING TO KILL THE RUSSIAN PRESIDENT. INSTEAD, HE KILS THE DOUBLE (BEFORE FIGURING THIS OUT, HE IS HAPPY THAT THE DOPPELGANER IS DEAD). MEANWHILLE, A DETECTIVE (PLAYED BY DOUGRAY SCOOT, WHO SEEMS TO ONLY HAVE THE MOST EXPRESSION OF ACTING) WHO BEEN TRACKING HIM DOWN FOR 5 YEARS (WHICH IS A COMPLETE WASTE OF TIME.
) AGENT 47 ESCAPES, KIDNAPS BELICOFF'S (WHO IS THE RUSSIAN PRESIDENT) GIRLFREIND AND TAKES OFF. THIS MOVIE WAS RETTY STUPID, IN FACT IT DIDN'T EVEN MAKE SENSE.
This review of Hitman (2007) was written by Bob B on 31 Aug 2010.
Hitman has generally received mixed reviews.
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