Review of Hellbound (1994) by Eric L — 25 Jun 2007
I've only ever seen the trailer to this masterpiece but know deep in my very soul that it kicks ass with bearded roundhouse attacks and nine milli death action. One day the world will awaken to the fact that Chuck Norris really did beat satan and this fabulous documentary details his climatic battle for every living being on the planet in glorious technicolor.
Man! Chuck's the toughest S.O.B. in movies I hope one day he makes me into his manbride so I can birth his angelic children. Even GOD says Chuck is his favourite son so we must all grow chiselled beards and mousey brown mullets in honour of historys greatest player.
This review of Hellbound (1994) was written by Eric L on 25 Jun 2007.
Hellbound has generally received mixed reviews.
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