Review of Hell Comes to Frogtown (1988) by Lafe F — 15 Sep 2010

My boy Rowdy Roddy Piper is the famous Sam Hell in another post-apocalypse world. Instead of being worshiped for being Hulk Hogan's biggest enemy and bagpipe expert, Piper is worshiped for having sperm, which is about as rare as a wrestler who can act! Most of the men are dead from the apocalypse and only a some women can have kids anymore, so you would think Sam Hell is in "repopulate-the-world-orgy" heaven, right?

Wrong! There are giant fucking frog mutants that kidnap sexy human women for ransom, and only Hell and a few of his bitches can save them. Hell ends up going to Frogtown as the movie title promised, and claiming his stable of baby-makers, but the frogs fight him at every turn like a futuristic WWE event. The action is as cheap as it gets, but I did get some laughs out of this shit.

Maybe they should do a big budget reboot? What do you think about Avatar II - Na'vi Comes to Frogtown? You're welcome, James Cameron, I just gave you a billion dollar idea!