Review of Heavy Metal 2000 (2000) by Marlon E — 10 Apr 2010

You would think with a 20 year gap between the two Heavy Metal movies, they would improve. But Heavy Metal 2000 is just more of the boring titillating images of the first. The animation is better. I guess.

Really, it's just more tits, more blood, more tits, more blood, nothing's different. Except that there's actually less blood and boobs. Seriously, 90% is about some dike named Julie who wants to get revenge on some dude with a mullet who destroyed her planet.

Normally this would be interesting, but it's just boring. Unless you're a creepy 40 year old living with your parents who likes whacking off to naked animated girls, don't watch this.