Review of Hearts and Armour (1983) by Dave J — 30 Jun 2013

Craptastic B-movie movie action with outrageously dressed knights. Heavy on the martial arts movie inspiration.

This review of Hearts and Armour (1983) was written by Dave J on 30 Jun 2013.

Hearts and Armour has generally received mixed reviews.

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