Review of Hatchet II (2010) by Marlon A — 16 Aug 2013
So this dude's mounting this gal when she asks him,.
"Do you like it better than ice-cream?".
"Yes!".
"Do you like it better than chocolate ice-cream?".
"Yes!".
"Do you like it better than Jesus?".
"..that's inappropriate".
And, this being Hatchet, she asks one more,.
"Do you like it better than baby Jesus?".
"I'd say equal amount..".
You better find this funny, because it may very well be the only successful attempt at it throughout the film. Not that Hatchet is a comedy, but the director's attempts at it are so bad (the cookie scene, for one) they are actually cringe inducing. So far, so Hatchet. Bad acting all around, trembling-weak script, competent direction, and literally buckets of blood, which is the reason why we are here. The death toll is high, and the killings are inventive and really over-the-top, but, unfortunately, this sequel lacks the shock factor the first one had. And no-brainers like this really need that.
This review of Hatchet II (2010) was written by Marlon A on 16 Aug 2013.
Hatchet II has generally received mixed reviews.
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