Review of Hatchet (2006) by Ana M — 21 Jul 2008

Horrible plot, horrible actors, horrible NON scary movie!!!

This review of Hatchet (2006) was written by Ana M on 21 Jul 2008.

Hatchet has generally received mixed reviews.

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