Review of Halloween: Resurrection (2002) by Tyler H — 08 Jan 2012

Resurrection? one of the most cliched words to use as a subtitle? Are you serious? Oh they are? Well, why is it called resurrection anyway? Resurrection would imply that Micheal had died and has now come back but he never died so why? Well anyway how did he survive getting his head cut off? Well, that wasn't Micheal that got his head cut off no.

Apparently it was an EMT whom Micheal broke his larnyx so he couldn't speak and then dressed him up like himself and put him in the body bag all on the whim that Laurie would kidnap his supposedly dead body and decapitate it.

.. Wow. So he kills her. Yes Jamie Lee dies like in the first five minutes. So what is left for Micheal to do? Will he continue killing his family memebers which would include her long lost grandchild from part 6 or Josh Hartnet from the last movie? Well no he just goes home where a group of Internet video people are staging a contest to make people search Micheal's old house for whatever.

So in other words it sucks. As this series progressed it just sucked harder and harder and hear it just reaches an apex of sucking that is unleveled on the field of sucking. It gets the cake of suck festival and is crowned king of the land of suck.

It then went on to conquer the lands of bullshit and asinine to become emperor of the 4th dynasty of what the fuck where they thinking?!?!?