Review of Halloween: Resurrection (2002) by Jeremiah K — 31 Mar 2012

Yo this is Busta Rhymes here telling you to watch this dope movie. Theres no way you want to miss the sickest kung-fu action around,as I get up in Michael Myers' grill and teach him a lesson or two about life on the street.

But hey listen up im a brother from the hood and I cant even get a hold of a handgun in this one!! Those punk a** producers and Rick Rosenthal want to add to the suspense by having me do kung-fu. Thats all whack yo.

All I needed was a few handguns and you can say bye-bye to Myers. But no I had to electrocute him right in the family jewels. You know what else? I dont even get a love scene with Tyra Banks!!! Us brothers dont get a break =(.