Review of Halloween III: Season of the Witch (1982) by Paul D — 07 Nov 2008
"...what?"; my first reaction after watching this. What is this? Halloween III? Where were the first two? Oh yeah, that's right, they were about something 100% different and weren't a complete piece of shit.
It'd be one thing if it didn't have the most unbelievable, corny, retarded plot ever (Irish men selling deadly masks equipped with a shard of stone from one of the Stonehenge, that react to TV waves...or something all in the name of... history?).
Word of advice, if you're making a movie and you have to make shit up scientifically between two things that are nothing alike... don't make movies. You'll fuck it up. And it will suck. And this movie sucked, you can't argue with me about it. It was total trash. Tom Atkins being a badass or not (which he wasn't) doesn't excuse garbage. If you can rate this above a 2, then I don't know what movie you watched or what drug you were on... but I want that drug!
*and what the fuck does "season of the witch" have to do with dick in this movie? Answer me that, smart one...
This review of Halloween III: Season of the Witch (1982) was written by Paul D on 07 Nov 2008.
Halloween III: Season of the Witch has generally received mixed reviews.
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