Review of Halloween (2018) by Dan M — 17 Oct 2018

* - Ugh. This was 31 flavors of lame. I can't even with this.. When the trailers for this came out earlier this year, I thought "OK, maybe there will be some kind of finality to this franchise and I can get on board with this being the true sequel while forgetting the rest of the others".

Yeah, that's not going to happen. I'd definitely like to forget this one. Laurie Strode went from wanting to kill Michael, to hiding, to killing him again, then back to hiding.. and then to killing him once again.

I was like WTF screenwriters, make up your effin' mind here. The rest of the cast is forgettable. You can tell which cheesy ass comedic lines Danny McBride put in which totally felt out of place. Yeah, this was definitely some major suckage.

Don't bother with this one folks.