Review of Halloween (2007) by David C — 08 Oct 2012

This is one of the most redicoulse horror movies I have ever seen if I were carpenter I would be disgusted to share a movie with the same title that the hack writer rob zombie, yes, yes I know rob zombie is a good writter.

I loved devils rejects he captured the style of movie he was trying to creat but then he tryed to do it with this movie...not a good idea. you could tell right off the bat zombie had no clue about halloween.

even if he didnt want to do a remake and do a REIMAGING of the film you dont do what he did. the whole thing that made halloween scary in the first place was that there was this man who escaped a mental hospital and killing people, he had bairly a back story, no face to match to the story.

you know vertuaily nothing about this man and the mystery is what is scary, we dont know what this man is capabile of doing so we are scared right off the bat. and he wears this white mask that shows no emotions to it but of course rob zombie needs to try to scare us with the mask and make it all tatered up and evil looking.

he gives micheal myers this rediclouse back story that involes sex and stripping and murder. he tells you that this young kid comes from a broken down home and you see him go threw the motions to becoming a serail killer, so I feel for this man I dont fear him I just want to give him my shoulder to cry on.

I dont know why every line in this movie has to do with sex, its like he couldnt creat the average teenager. yes creating the averge joe in the wrtting processe is tehhardest thing to do, its easyer to creat a monster then it is a man but the teenagers all there lines were filled wiht who they were doing to do and how perferted they were.

it jsut showed how weak of a writter zombie is or maybe he was just doing what hollywood wanted him to do. if I were him I would be ashamed of this film. when ever your making a remake the fans of the origonail are going to see it and zombie didnt even put the little things from the origonail that the fans would notice even if he didnt want to becuase he was making a new movie but he wasnt he was making a movie that I would never take seriouse and jsut laugh at it.

I think he didnt put any of the little things from the origonail in the movie is becuase he knows nothing about the origonail movie. I couldnt understand the rape seen in the mental hospital it was like zombie just wanted to put it in the movie because it was someone beging rapped.

the little kid who played micheal was weak and trying to hard to be scary. there was no sign that him and his mother were even related, there was no chemistry at all. malcome mcdowell as doctor lomis was ok he was the only up thing about this movie.

I did like the seen when he is carrying lorie down the street in his arms I thought thats how the movie should have ended though. the ending he make dragged on to long and was rediculois.the boogyman line with dr.

Lomis was to envisest and they tryed to hard to make a note that they were putting it in the movie. this movie is one of the worst movies I have ever seen.