Review of Halloween (2007) by Maximillian M — 13 Nov 2017

So I know that this is a remake but I have never seen the original Lohr with I can spare myself the whole comparison. Although I do not like horror movies, I do not credit most of them for at least a cinematographic value.

This movie was absolute scrap Rob Zombie absolutely no idea what searches he loves loves. So with one reason all male characters have to look the same all have a long beard and long hair I wonder why.

I do not understand why you spent the first half of the movie dating the figure of Michael Myers, although you normally should not be in a horror movie with the horror shape sympathy you want. To prove that he is crazy with or crazy Hildmann made it necessary for his family in the worst light so back this is not a bad idea and 10 seconds would have been enough, ten minutes have been so much but one hour is absolute torture (for us) ,.

In addition also:

Are all pretty ass cramps.

All treat Michael Myers is the last dirt.

All women have the intelligence of a vacuum glass or are horny hussy.

And no pretty stupid decisions were made that any hobby psychologist would have done better.

Of the cheap horror film clichés and stupid behavior of the characters I will not even start.

The biggest problem, though, is that the movie is mostly boring, the music is properly de placed, I have no idea what I was asked for now whether I should be happy happy or sad that and the movie is so dark the every frame in this one Film consists of 90% black only.

One soul from which I get really bad flashbacks is when the sister's bitch started fingering the bagel, sexual abuse of food was not funny even in "American Pie". STOP IT!

Besides, this is just so marginal the movie is called Halloween but it has absurd nothing to do with Halloween and I did not realize that the Halloween takes place so well.