Review of Gotti (2018) by Lukaskaufmann — 27 May 2019

First of all, Gotti is not unwatchable. On the contrary, I highly suggest you do watch it, because that is the only way to fully comprehend the sheer awfulness of Gotti. My review will never do this film justice, and calling it a film is being generous.

From the terrible editing, abysmal tension, awful acting, and even the reusing of a shot, Gotti is a complete **** Someone thought it was a good idea to have Pitbull do the soundtrack, and the end result is exactly what you’d expect from asking Pitbull to compose a gangster film.

The Twilight films have more emotion than this. I’d rather wear cement shoes than watch this again. Watch Gotti, then watch Goodfellas. Then pour bleach in your ear to forget the entire experience.