Review of Godzilla (1998) by Christopher B — 07 Oct 2013

Basically Godzilla goes to Manhattan to lay eggs and eat free fish from the military.

This is the movie that turns a motherfuckin' 200 meters tall mutant iguana into an unbearable bore fest. How can you fuck this up?!? It's a motherfuckin' 200 meters tall mutant iguana wrecking shit up!! And fighting other giant atrocities!! That's the main "thing" of Godzilla! Jesus.

Oh there's people around acting like retards, doing unbelievable and laughable stuff. Even that they didn't get right. This could've been a mildly entertaining flick, if the director was actually interested in ENTERTAINING US. Wreck shit up, put Godzilla firing his dragon breath against something, throw giant centipedes onto the mix, just do something for fuck's sake!