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Review of G.I. Joe: The Movie (1987) by Brandon G — 19 Oct 2008

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Best opening scene of all time, plus it has Sgt. fucking SLAUGHTER in it. Don't believe me? I'm okay with that.

This review of G.I. Joe: The Movie (1987) was written by Brandon G on 19 Oct 2008.

G.I. Joe: The Movie has generally received positive reviews.

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