Review of G.I. Joe: Retaliation (2013) by Cort J — 05 Nov 2013
A better movie then the first still cheesey (in a mostly good way) and a film with ninjas and tanks can never be all bad....Minor spoilers ahead.
(1) Great Use of Firefly (if they could have incorporated other Cobra and Joes as well as this...the movie would have rocked it hard (Why not have Willis''s "Friends" be other known joes as opposed to just generic old soldiers?
(2) Bruce Willis's character should not be in this film..played for cheap laughs and has no place in the Mythos.
(3) Zartan is should have had some Dreadnoks.
(4) That said Zartan is a bad ass and his plan (on like Cobra Comanders) actual works...hell he disarms all the worlds nukes (and that is just a sidestep of "his" plan), wipes out all but 5 Joes, and destroys London ...
(5) Cobra Commander is as useless as ever (in every major 80s cartoon villain was less effective then their lts).
This review of G.I. Joe: Retaliation (2013) was written by Cort J on 05 Nov 2013.
G.I. Joe: Retaliation has generally received mixed reviews.
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