Review of Geostorm (2017) by Masada — 26 Oct 2019
This is, by far, the weirdest kind of bad movie I've ever seen. It's so bad it's good, kind of thing. So it deserves a low score, but you know why you want to watch this, if you're into this kind of thing at all.
They speak in this weird, forced, official language that is really hard to follow. Half of the time, you have no idea what's actually going on. The solution to a problem is literally super handy and within easy reach, building no tension.
Everyone is convinceable. The bad guy is a stereotype pur sang. The actors seem to have no idea what direction they want to go on and their well-tried efforts did not come out well from the editing room.
It's so ridiculously edited, at one point they try to portrey 4 global disasters going one, while also telling a story down on Earth and one on the space ship. Which ends up with this... off-balanced act of fitting all the pieces together, it becomes surreal in the process.
Must watch if you want to have a laugh at a good effort to make a decent movie, but lacks heavily in the the dialogue and editing.
This review of Geostorm (2017) was written by Masada on 26 Oct 2019.
Geostorm has generally received mixed reviews.
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