Review of Geostorm (2017) by Jeffrey O — 27 Jan 2018

Unbelievably terrible. Not even entertainingly bad.

This review of Geostorm (2017) was written by Jeffrey O on 27 Jan 2018.

Geostorm has generally received mixed reviews.

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