Review of Gamer (2009) by Skyler I — 11 Jun 2011

Gamer is easily one of the shittiest movies I've ever seen, and a major disappointment after watching Neveldine/Taylor's Crank films. It's called Gamer, but nothing even remotely interesting ever happens to the gamer.

He doesn't do or say anything cool, he never stops being a virgin, etc. There's a certain wackiness at work in some scenes that's kind of interesting, but ultimately this film is dragged down by lame action sequences and a ridiculously convoluted plot.

Does anyone know what the hell happened in this movie? I certainly don't.