Review of Furious 7 (2015) by Michael W — 29 Jan 2016

Squeezes In Every Conceiveable Action Motif & Cliche Anyone Can Conjure Up. We Got Car Chases, Guns, Explosions, Cruddy One-Liners, Bullets, Brawny Blokes, Sexy Chicks, Unbelievable Escapes, Flying Cars, Terrorists, Hackers, Special Agents, Military Mad-Men, Helicopter Crashes, Kung-Fu Experts, Karate Men, Beer Advertising, Sirens, Parkour, Buildings Collapsing, Snipers, Drag Racing, Head-On Collisions That Guys Walk Away From, Supercars, Grenades & Spin Outs.

Even Got Romance & Love Scenes...But Not Much. Even Less Story Or Plot...How Does This Franchise Keep Going?? I Do Not Know...Really. You Cannot Take It Seriously. It's Lost All Relevance To Me.