Review of Final Justice (1984) by Karla R — 07 Jul 2004

Part 2!!!!

[b]Girl in Gold Boots[/b].

Terrible acting, and the worst continuity I have ever seen.

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[i](When Buzz suddenly "appears" at the diner table)[/i].

[i]Tom (as Buzz): I'm back![/i].

[i](later)[/i].

[i]Mike (as Buzz): Does anybody notice that I'm here now?[/i].

[i](later)[/i].

[i]Crow (as Buzz): C'mon, I just teleported here; it's impressive![/i].

[b]Final Justice[/b].

Not even Joe Don Baker could save this movie - in fact, he made it ten times worse!

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[i]Mike (as Geronimo) *singing*: Everybody's burping at me; I can't smell a thing they're eating...[/i].

[b]The Phantom Planet[/b].

Uninteresting, average acting, not very original.

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[i]Crow (as the Old Guy): Oh, I just vaulted an air biscut - I'm out of here.[/i].

[b]Father Frost[/b] (Or [b]Jack Frost[/b] as MST3K calls it).

Surprisingly good; great dubbing, and it's a sweet story - very original.

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[i](As Father Frost frosts the trees)[/i].

[i]Mike: EAT LEAD, SPRING!!![/i].

[b]Quest of the Delta Knights[/b].

The acting is not terrible, but the script is awful.

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[i](The music sweeps dramatically as T and Baydool escape and beat up the guards)[/i].

[i]Tom *singing*: Booorn free!![/i].

[i]Baydool (holding up some food): Would you like some food?[/i].

[i]Tom (as Travis): I would, but what's that crap you're holding up?[/i].

[i](a few fat drunks have raised their mugs)[/i].

[i]Mike, Tom, Crow: NORM![/i].

These (along with part 1) are the only MST3k episodes I've seen, or remember seeing (I have them on tape). It seems that the Sci-fi channel has stopped showing them on Saturday mornings, so it doesn't look like I'll be taping anymore anytime soon...