Review of Fifty Shades of Grey (2015) by King A — 07 Jul 2015

I did not read the book.

I rented this movie. Trash. I don't know what women see in this movie. I hope the book was better. It usually is. My only guess is they had to mute the really good stuff women wanted to see.

Dakota is supposed to be like 21. She looked 30 something. Not sexy as all.

Utterly boring and pointless story. I have read some things about this sub master world and it is nothing like this. If this is what women like, then I don't want to hear anymore complaints when I smack them on the ass. This is worse than soft care porn. At least those people are sexy.