Review of Fifty Shades of Grey (2015) by Cynthia W — 08 Jun 2016

" THE ENDING IS JUST LIKE THE CLIFFHANGER AT THE END OF CATCHING FIRE! ".

You wish, you silly audience member. Yes, the ending to this was a total headshaker but in no way does it measure up to the glory of Catching Fire as a whole. The movie consisted of awkward, stiff, cheesy dialogue just like the poorly written book, unintentionally hilarious moments - some intentional ones -, a great soundtrack (esp queen b's tracks), no clue why anybody would want anything to do with Mr Grey CUZ HE'S CRAY, and those steamy moments tho.. no comment. hahaha that's what you wanted to hear about right?! was there even a climax? I dont even know, if there was, it was definitely underwhelming. Dakota Johnson always knows how to play quirky funny and oblivious to her own beauty, and Jamie dornan's piercing eyes.. too bad they don't make up for this movie though.