Review of Fifty Shades of Grey (2015) by Hetaliafff — 13 Apr 2015

Holy. **** **** I dont even know if I can give a negative 10 stars, but if there was a option for that then id choose it. THE RELATIONSHIP BETWEEN THE TWO IS LIKE **** 1ST AND 5TH GRADE LEVEL **** HOLY **** CRAPOLA< AND TO MAKE IT WORSE, CHRISTIAN IS JUST A **** BOY WHO INSTEAD OF THINKING WITH HIS HEAD HE THINKS THINKS WITH THE TIP OF HIS DICK. Now, there were SOME funny parts in the beginning like when she got drunk and called him and **** but she just, *SIGH* over all, there where 3 faces I made throughout this movie. A FRUSTRATED **** REALLY FACE, A HEADACHE POUNDING SIGH, AND A **** KILL ME DROOPY FACE. This was a reeeeally piece of **** but at least its better than the book. And to be honest, if that **** wanted to have a guy who would make love instead of ****, SHE SHOULD JUST GO BACK TO **** HIGH SCHOOL. sure they wanna **** you in the ass, BUT AT LEAST THEY DON'T ACT LIKE CHRISTIAN SUCK-A-DICK GREY. HE ACTS JUST LIKE A HIGHSCHOOL ****BOY BUT WORSE. GOOD LORD. Through out the whole movie I just wanted to stab him in his dick. AND ANOTHER THING, I dont **** know WHY, but honestly A **** 12 YEAR OLD GIRL CAN WRITE A BETTER FANFICTION THEN THIS **** And christian dick, SUCK MY ASS CAUSE WE ALL KNOW YOU NEVER HAD FEELINGS REALLY FOR HER UNTIL AFTER YOU ****ED HER NASTY ANOREXIC VAGINA YOU DIRTY ASS ****BOY. GOD IN HEAVEN PLEASE BURN THESE TWO PLEASE. I just-i-UGGGGGGGGHHHHHH. I have a big migraine from this movie so im almost done. But honestly to those nasty ass old housewives who want this, YOUR **** SICK. IF YOU WANT A **** BOY RELATIONSHIP LIKE THIS< THEN IDK WHAT TO EVEN SAY TO. OH WAIT YES I DO!!!! GO **** YOURSELFS. This is **** STALKING AT ITS FINEST< AND YOU OLD LADY HOUSEWIFE ****S WANT THIS CRAP. It DISGUSTS ME. IF YOUR MARRIED AND YOU WANT THIS, WHY ARE YOU EVEN MARRIED??? YOU MIGHT AS WELL BECOME A PASSIONATE PROSTITUTE FOR A HOT ****BOY AND KILL YOURSELVES> AND IF YOUR NOT, THEN NO WONDER NO ONE WANTS YOU. YOU PUT THINGS TO THESE DUMB ASS HIGH EXPECTATIONS AND FAP TO STUPID ASS GREY-SUCK-A-DICK. EVEN ****BOYS WOULD PROB STAY AWAY FROM YOU. PROB? MORE LIKE **** DEFINITELY. Good heavens. This movie was terrible. I just watched it out of boredom thinking it was going to be funny. WELP, CONGRATES MS **** FAPPING QUEEN WHO WROTE THIS, IT WAS DEFINITALY FUNNY HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHsuckanassyouclintHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHHHAHAHAHAHA. **** this movie.

Also how much you wanna bet they picked that girl to play the **** so ugly girls everywhere could think they could have a chance too. Hahaha. But the guys hot I have to agree, he just shouldn't, I repeat SHOULDNT play dumb ass roles for ms fapping queen written horribly worse than any bad fanfict ive ever read. Okay sorry, im really done know.