Review of Fifty Shades Darker (2017) by Susan C — 12 Feb 2017

If they were trying to sell it as a movie, there wasn't nearly enough plot. Every conflict that was raised was resolved in less than a minute, and they just kept throwing random problems at her to keep the movie moving.

If they were trying to sell it as a softcore porn, there wasn't nearly enough sex. They have sex four times total, each scene lasts less than a minute, and I'm pretty sure he put anal beads in her vagina.

The writers seemed just as confused as I was.