Review of Extraterrestrial (2014) by Lilla K — 31 Mar 2015

Stupid characters and cliches! Are you surprised? The movie is exactly what you'd expect. It has all the essentials: characters who make dumb ass decisions, cheesy scares, the blonde whose the first to die, a pointless romance between the two main characters you don't care about, a cop whose investigating the strange happenings, etc.

Basically every cliche in the book. It's dull, generic, and boring as can be. Now you might be asking, why does it get a 2/5? There must be something I like then. Well the end was cool, and the one guy who got annal probed, the one who drank and cussed a lot, I thought he was pretty funny and entertaining.

Besides that this is a movie that teenagers will like, but considering this is a pretty unknown film, then I doubt they'll watch it, because the only people who seek out rare films are film buffs, which begs the question, why, as a lover of film, did I watch this cheesy horror film? I knew it would be bad.

Well, I was bored, and sometimes I like watching bad movies for fun, plus, I try to see everything. You know the movie before you see it. Basically, Extraterrestrial only exists because it can.