Review of Evil Dead Rise (2023) by Amadouiraklidis — 30 Jul 2023

Nothing anyone is doing makes any **** sense! It’s bewildering.

They watch their demon “mom” literally puke a river, and don’t do anything. They watch her boil a tub of water, then jump and cling to the ceiling, and sit in shock. They leave the two daughters alone while they read the demon death book. She sees the older daughter crouched on the counter LIKE A DEMON and just approaches, not a care in the world. Beth just lets demon Elle come closer to her with a shard of glass. No one does anything while bridget gets the worst tattoo ever. No one got help from the four death mannequins who were their neighbors, and instead just watched them die. Beth sees someone on the street and cant yell loud enough but doesnt even think to throw something at the hobo to get their attention. They watch demon elle talk about sllitting them open and just stand in shock. Beth watches her supposedly dead sister sit straight up like the exorcist and thinks her sister is alive???

Is it too much to ask for horror movie characters who will behave like real people?! I mean, come on, who in the mother**** piece of **** **** **** slime whore dog mother**** **** would just stand there while this thing that is contorted in highly unnatural ways, all bloody, with veins like a dead person, muttering ghoulish nonsense, throwing eggs into a pan wth blood walks towards them?! It makes no sense!

Besides Beth in the last 5 minutes, Kassie was the only one who did anything of value! And she almost let the demon into the apartment! Sheesh.

Anyways, meh movie. The nonsense was funny though.