Review of Evil Bong (2006) by Vaibhav W — 18 Oct 2009

You will, without a doubt, regret every second you spend finding, renting, watching, and subsequently burning your copy of Evil Bong.

Let me save you the painstaking task of sitting through 89mins of film (if you can call it that) that will make you question human intelligence.

Breakdown:

- Three incredibly one-dimensional potheads live in the same one room apartment, they trick a chem-nerd to also room with them.

- 20mins into the grueling "character development" which is just them smoking, eating cereal, and calling the nerd a "square"- The EVIL BONG (actually a hookah) arrives!

- The evil bong transports each dude one by one into a strip joint, where they get lap dances and are attacked by the strippers boobs. No lie, the ONLY saving grace is that one girl has a shark-head bra that ends up devouring a guys arm.

-Eventually Chong shows up and gives the nerd-hero vitamins to combat the evil bong powers.

-Chong eventually gets sucked in and suicide bombs the evil bong.

-The movie ends awkwardly with Chong driving matchbox cars on some strippers boobs.

DO NOT spend any money on this. We spent most of the time in fastforward and did not miss anything relevant.

If you are looking for the worst movie ever created in the last three years, this is it!