Review of Eternals (2021) by Euu — 05 Nov 2021
What happens when you give your diversity hire a 200 million dollar budget to adapt an obscure Jack Kirby work about a dozen space gods? The answer is Eternals, a movie that stands out even among other MCU attrocities, like Captain Marvel and GotG2, as being one of the worst. This is pretty much a discount Zack Snyder movie, with the worst traits of those movies but without any of the good ones. The movie is boring, badly acted and, for a 200 million dollar production, it looks like a Netflix Original.
Marvel got high on their success of Endgame and thought they could turn any turd into gold. Maybe with a better direction they could have gotten something out of this, but as it is now it's a movie not even Disney shills can defend with a straight face. I'll give it a 1 because the Celestials were cool.
This review of Eternals (2021) was written by Euu on 05 Nov 2021.
Eternals has generally received positive reviews.
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