Review of Embrace of the Vampire (2013) by Blake M — 11 Apr 2008

Essentially a porno in all but name, the production values are absolutely awful, and the artistic merit is nil. The fact that Milano's career was able to survive this festering, 93-minute sinkhole is a testament to her genuine skills as an actress.

If you want to make any sort of erotic or daringly unique film, force yourself to sit through this travesty and do the exact opposite at every turn.