Review of Embrace of the Vampire (2013) by Matthew P — 19 Dec 2012

Not even a topless Alyssa Milano can save this boring and mediocre film.

This review of Embrace of the Vampire (2013) was written by Matthew P on 19 Dec 2012.

Embrace of the Vampire has generally received negative reviews.

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By Corey N (878) on 03 Jun 2010

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By Chelsea K (236) on 22 Feb 2010

Alyssa Milano is not a bad actress, it just seems that she only gets the saddest roles possible. One of the worst modern vampire films, to-date…

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By Christopher B (2,528) on 21 Mar 2009

I'm not going to pretend this was anything short of a terrible film, but as soft-core porn (the only reason it's ever seen, I would venture),…

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By Nicki M (953) on 27 Dec 2009

This movie had tits. That is all. Perhaps a porno would have had a better dialogue…

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By Adam M (1,526) on 22 May 2012

Alyssa milano half naked nothings better than that…

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By Keith C (780) on 28 Nov 2012

I love vampire movies but WTF this movies horrible I give it 2 stars only because milano's nude in it and she's a hot…

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By Lisa Michelle A (291) on 02 Jan 2010

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